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This little peanut has put me in quite a pickle as of late.

But ain’t she cute?

You see, my kids (save Jack) may never have been the best nappers, but they do sleep relatively late for me in the mornings. (I guess I’ll take the trade-off.) So they get their recommended allotment of sleep…MOST days.

But Caia…well, we’re at that stage of phasing out the nap…but not quite. (I guess that’s normal. Kenni just quit napping cold turkey. Kinda like she does everything. Cold turkey.)

So, we’re at that awkward phase…you know, sometimes she still needs the nap, sometimes she doesn’t.

But I still need her to be…away…for an hour or so during the day.

That may sound harsh, but please remember…I have not had a quiet moment to myself during the day since…2006. I’m not even kidding.

I had scheduled Jack and Caia to go down for afternoon naps at the same time, and then I can put Kenni on the computer. While it may not be complete quiet, it is a bit of a break from the constant stream of activity that otherwise plows through my home.

The problem is: Caia’s too loud in her room (which is next to Jack’s), and she wakes up her baby brother. BUT…if I leave her downstairs, she bothers the stew out of McKenna, who simply MUST have some “alone time” everyday, and they both end up yelling and screaming and waking up their brother.

The solution?

Caia goes to her room, snack and cup in hand and Duckie (her lovey) in tow. She is then presented with a basket of QUIET things to do.

Now, I racked my brain for QUIET things for her to do.

Books? Yes.

Puzzles? Good.

Crayons and coloring books?

Not. A. Chance.

Do you HAVE ANY IDEA what would happen if I left Caia (aka Destructo Baby) alone in a room with a bunch of crayons? I am sure the result would be….breathtaking.

So, I thought…Hmmm. I wish they made something that you could color with that didn’t make a mess.

WAIT!

They do!!!!

The Aquadoodle!!!! This little beauty is WONDERFUL!!! You fill up a “marker” with water and they go to town. No mess, but HOURS worth of enjoyment (okay, not hours…but a decent amount of time for a two year old).

The result of our first implementation of Quiet Time with the Quiet Time Basket?

SUCCESS!!

She was occupied and quiet in her room, Jack slept, and Kenni played on the computer.

And I fell asleep in a chair while typing up my grocery list.

Beautiful day.

A New Year’s Resolution…or four

Well, come Friday, it will be a New Year.

I’ve always been fond of New Year’s celebrations…the thought of a new beginning. A fresh start. It just seems so…I don’t know…refreshing.

I don’t know that I’ve ever made a New Year’s resolution that I can actually remember MAKING…let alone KEEPING.

But hey! It’s a NEW year so why not try again?

This year, I sort of started my resolutions a few days early….like, the Monday-after-Christmas (um, yes. I know that was yesterday) kind of early. Seemed as good of a time as any since we didn’t actually take a vacation, and Stephen had to go right back to the ole part-time job he’s taken. Life was back on as normal (well, as normal as you can get around here).

So…what did I “resolve” to do this year?

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It’s Official. I’m Getting Old.

I’m 34.

Had you asked me when I was 15 if 34 was old, the answer would have been a resounding Uh, Yeah!

34 now doesn’t seem so bad.

Except for the fact that my knees pop, I’m starting to get crows feet, and I had stinkin’ BACK SURGERY. (What 34 year old has BACK SURGERY? Don’t answer, please…)

But here’s the kicker for me. It’s the make-up issue.

See, I’ve always had a slight love affair with make-up. I love those beautiful new, untouched palettes, brand new brushes, sparkling and shining lipcolors (in shade of plums and browns of course). Love it! Oh, the wonders they promise me I can do with my face!

I have, however, noticed that the standard CoverGirl foundation that I have been buying since…I was…12? I don’t even remember…isn’t cutting it anymore. (By the way, 12 seems young to me now that I have a daughter, but that’s beside the point.)

Pregnancy and hormonal changes and I guess, ack!, sheer AGE have driven my skin to produce beautiful red patches…particularly on my right cheek and, of all places, MY NOSE. And they can not be covered up by, ironically, COVERGirl.

So what to do, my friends? What to do?

Well, I’m hoping you ladies can help me. I need to know the BEST kind of makeup to cover up these blotches and still contend with my perpetually oily yet dry (I know. I don’t understand it either.) skin. Can what I’m looking for be found at my local Walgreens or CVS (oh please say yes…those stores are good to me…), or will I be forced to trudge it to a department store beauty counter for the rest of my days as a makeup wearing member of society?

So, here you go ladies….give me your best advice…

I’m desperate.

Why Christmas Dinner Made Me Cry

It’s true. I cried as I sat down to my Christmas dinner.

Here’s why…

We never really HAD Christmas dinner growing up. Sure, we had a potluck dinner on Christmas Eve with cousins and aunts and uncles, and later that night at the OTHER set of grandparents we ate Granny’s hot fudge cake.

But as for the actual Christmas DAY itself…nada. Nothing. Zip.

Now, as mentioned on my Why More Lucy Than June? page, I grew up drooling over the pictures of beautiful Christmas dinners and decorated homes and fancy recipes that oozed forth from the pages of the Ladies Home Journal magazines that were delivered to my mother’s mailbox.

I just KNEW that when I grew up, those beautiful trees and dinners would be mine. I would celebrate Christmas in a home filled with decorations and wreaths and mistletoe and finely wrapped gifts and parties.

And Christmas dinner? Oh yes. It would be glorious!

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Now Here’s A Good Combo…

I LOVE THIS!!!

Jason Mraz + Sesame Street?

Um, yes. I do think so.

What a Christmas!!!

I hope that this Christmas night finds you all happy in warm homes with full tummies and joy overflowing from your hearts!

I know that’s the state of our home tonight. :)

We were unable to be with our extended family this Christmas, so we decided to make some new traditions for our (not so) little immediate family.

We had a wonderful Christmas Eve brunch with some new friends that we have met in Charleston. I say wonderful, but I’m not so sure that our waitress at Cracker Barrel found it to be so wonderful. She seemed to be very unhappy to be working on Christmas Eve and was none too shy to let us know it.

Never you mind, dears. Never you mind. We had a great time with our friends anyway.

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Now If This Doesn’t Say Merry Christmas…

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And just for fun…

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Why yes. I WAS playing around with Stephen’s camera today…

How to Open Christmas Presents

According to McKenna, age (almost)5:

Tear into each package with the strength and excitement of which cannot be matched by mere humans. Although your interest for each gift will only be captured for a paltry 2.3 seconds, you will immediately be stricken with a deep passion and purpose for each new item that you now can add to your collection.

According to Caia, age 2 1/2:

Shake each package. Smile at it and the person who handed it to you. Gingerly start to tear away a tiny sliver of paper…almost as though you’re afraid of what you may uncover. However, once you get a glimpse of what lies beneath the outer confines of beautifully decorated paper, you will then finish unwrapping the gift at a feverish pace. You will show much enthusiasm with whatever you are presented…your first reaction to ANY gift will be a quick and loud, “OHHHH!” Then you will forget all about any other packages that might be around you, and you will sit and marvel at your gift, ask for it to be opened and clutch it in a white-knuckled grip.

According to Jackson, (almost) 1 year:

Be handed a wrapped present. Pull off bow and try to eat it. Pound on package. Someone will tear a tiny corner or punch their hand through the front of the gift in hopes that you’ll take the hint that you are to follow suit. Eventually, the big people will give up and open it for you. You will gnaw on the box. Big people will open the gift, hand it to you. You will love it!!! You will laugh and smile and giggle! You will shake it and chew on it and it will be your new best friend…for 1.5 seconds. At which point you will grab the gift’s container, be it box, bag or carton, and chew on that for the rest of the night. Eventually, your sisters will open the rest of your gifts and shove them in your face. You feign excitement, cry for a bottle, and ask to be put to bed.

The End.

Merry Christmas…from Caia

I am very sad to report that we won’t be able to grace our Georgia friends and family with our presence this year, so here’s a little Christmas tune for you all. Well, it’s mostly a Christmas tune anyway…

Caia singing from Annette Parris on Vimeo.

Hooray! We Didn’t Traumatize Santa This Year!

The last time we went to see Santa (two years ago), I’m pretty sure we ALL got put on the naughty list.

We illegally took pictures (and video) of a screaming McKenna and a baffled and stunned 6 month old Caia.

Uncle Jon (who took the video) had the mall security called on him. Ya know, cause he wanted to videotape his nieces and all…

We didn’t even TRY to visit the red-suited man last year. I was too pregnant and exhausted to bother.

But we’ve been chatting him up a bit, and Kenni has asked to go see him…so tonight we decided to brave it.

The girls were as excited to walk into the mall tonight as if we were traipsing them trough the gates of the Magic Kingdom.

Yay! Yay! Santa…here we goooooooo!

That was Caia’s song as we strolled through the door.

Friday night. Week before Christmas. Mall Santa.

Sounds like a nightmare, right?

Actually, it was quite peaceful. We strolled right up, waiting only for one little boy who told Santa with much vim and vigor what he wanted this year.

And then…the BIG MOMENT.

Our turn!

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